Florida Man: The Complete and Unabridged Series (Books #1-#3)
MIKE BARON DELIVERS RIOTOUS, HEART-FELT, AND ULTIMATELY UPLIFTING STORIES IN THE FLORIDA MAN SERIES, NOW AVAILABLE AS A COMPLETE AND UNABRIDGED BOX SET.
In Florida Man, Gary Duba’s having a bad day. There’s a snake in his toilet, a rabid raccoon in the yard, and his girl Krystal’s in jail for getting naked at a Waffle House and licking the manager.
Gary’s a redneck living in a trailer by the swamp. But he’s got dreams, big dreams. Every time he tries to get ahead, fate deals him a low blow. But then he gets lucky…
With his best friend, Floyd, Gary sets out to sell his prized Barry Bonds rookie card to raise the five hundred needed for bail. But things always find a way of getting out of hand.
“Florida Man will make you laugh out loud. It’s sui generis.”
A SALUTE TO BLUE-COLLAR REDNECKS WHO MAKE THIS COUNTRY RUN
In Hogzilla, following his newfound fame for apprehending Plastic Surgeon to the Stars and serial killer Dr. Vanderlay Mukerjee, Gary moves back into the five-million-dollar mansion he bought with his lottery winnings. What was formerly Turpentine Acres is now Kensington Gardens, an upscale community that frowns upon Gary's lawn ornaments and Confederate flag.
But when a thousand-pound feral hog begins savaging Kensington Gardens, the HOA calls on Gary to deal with the monster. Gary must also contend with wild hippos, a swimming pool full of iguanas, a robot buffalo with alien multiple personality disorder, and his girl Krystal's upcoming wrestling match with the transgendered Thing Called Xue.
“Mike Baron has crafted a comic masterpiece of a novel. Unforgettable, colorful cast, Sustained comedy gold on every page.” – Chuck Dixon, author of the Levon Cade Series
LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY, CRUDE, AND ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE
In Catfish Calling, as Gary and Krystal drag Prince Larry and Princess Regan, through the mud, a snapping turtle latches on to the prince’s manhood and a debate breaks out on whether to release the video.
Will it help or hurt the Royal Ducats?
Gary brawls with a man in a bunny suit at Wacky World. Venezuelans use Gary’s property for drug deals. Legendary dadaist Claude Balls stuns the world with his creations. Leotis, a giant Mekong catfish, becomes Gary’s friend and advisor, but only Gary can see the painfully shy Leotis – perhaps it was that cane toad Gary licked. Krystal trains to fight Lucha Libre sensation Javelina.
“It’s completely unpredictable, loaded with laughs and action, and it's a blast to read!”
Florida Man: The Complete and Unabridged Series contains the following books: